1 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,768 Who's there? 2 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,769 I know someone is out there. 3 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,040 Show yourself coward. 4 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:39,544 That looks good. 5 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,047 I wonder who put that there? 6 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:44,082 Hey where's the dog? 7 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,580 Keep quiet. 8 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,021 Hello my beauty. 9 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,792 The bone works like a charm every time. 10 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,094 Come on. Let's get out of here. 11 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:02,972 Who are those guys? 12 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:06,139 Oh boy, I'm really in the doghouse now. 13 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:48,906 Mama. 14 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,071 Huh? 15 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,246 I heard something downstairs. 16 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,285 - Mama. - Columbus. It isn't Santa. 17 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,986 Christmas is still a day away. 18 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:05,054 I know! This is something else. I sense danger. 19 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:08,655 Mama. 20 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,099 Mama. 21 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,967 We're not watch dogs. Nobody is robbing the house. 22 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,299 Mama. 23 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,010 You heard that, right? 24 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:22,841 Yeah but... 25 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,042 Mama. 26 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:33,217 Do not fear young madden. Your hero has arrived. 27 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:34,991 Mama. 28 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,117 Wait. 29 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,093 She's trapped in one of these packages. 30 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,326 Mama. 31 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,699 Mama. I want to pee. 32 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,868 Poor thing soiled herself. 33 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,506 Quick, before she runs out of air. 34 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,438 Columbus, it's a doll. 35 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:58,982 Huh? 36 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,316 Mama. 37 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,956 Bone, what did you do? 38 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,054 Busted! 39 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:24,030 Give him some love. Give him some love. 40 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,301 Here sit down baby. Yes! 41 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,812 He brought down the whole tree. 42 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,015 It was savaged! Opened all the presents. 43 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,015 Nope. We called this year. 44 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:34,945 The nerf Bazooka? 45 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:37,120 Are you kidding me? My parents have gone mental. 46 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,916 I would have canceled the whole holiday. 47 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,789 Not that it would have mattered that much. 48 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,517 There's barely been any snow this year. 49 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,057 It doesn't feel very Merry anyway. 50 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:47,927 I'm telling you Hunter, this is going to be the worst Christmas ever! 51 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:51,961 Dylan, a moment? 52 00:04:52,925 --> 00:04:53,869 I'll catch you later. 53 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,897 Thank you. Umm, 54 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,102 Look. I'm sorry guys 55 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,477 but Bone can't come with us to Grandma's this year. 56 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,671 She's getting too old 57 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,942 and we can't risk Bone knocking her down 58 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,677 or ripping up her furniture. 59 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,182 He's been acting wild lately. 60 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:20,560 So he's going to stay at the Kennel and that's how it's got to be. 61 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,095 I have to put my foot down. 62 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,098 I am the boss. I am the head of this house hold. 63 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,762 But Dad! 64 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,007 But we just moved to this house, he's gonna freak out. 65 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,707 - Well... - Yeah. 66 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:35,905 Guys it's only a week. 67 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:37,647 Bone will be fine. 68 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:40,282 Those Kennels are like prison camps. 69 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:41,643 Mean brutal mutts. 70 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,252 I hear that if a dog enters the big house 71 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,116 wearing a sweater he'll get shanked. 72 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,025 Won't he be lonely? 73 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,020 We will be back before he even knows we left. 74 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,319 And Columbus will keep the rest of us company. 75 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:56,296 Okay. I guess. 76 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,103 I hope Bone packs a sharp chew stick. 77 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,135 Now, we have a long drive ahead of us, 78 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,036 so get washed, dressed, and pack up. 79 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:06,442 And don't leave any food out for the mice. 80 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:08,135 I don't want this house destroyed. 81 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:10,840 Before we have a chance to destroy it ourselves. 82 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:13,807 Oh and use the shower downstairs please. 83 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,249 The hot water knob is still broken. This house has old pipes. 84 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:19,915 Move it on out. 85 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:21,691 The faster we get to grandma and grandpa's, 86 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:25,885 - the faster we get eggnog. - Yay! Eggnog. Eggnog. Eggnog. 87 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,155 What's Eggnog? 88 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,663 I'm so sorry that I ruined Christmas. 89 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:38,698 Got a few bad dogs and a newspaper to the nose. 90 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,136 No biggy. I can handle it. 91 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,475 But aren't you mad you're not going to grandma's? 92 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,013 Thought this was just a time out. 93 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:49,646 I'm going to miss the big turkey dinner. 94 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:53,083 I'm the worst brother ever. 95 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,053 Look, you're just new here. 96 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,752 You don't understand our place. 97 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,887 Don't try to be something you're not. 98 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,031 - A hero. - Yeah. 99 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:02,391 I know. I just thought... 100 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:06,300 You see a beware of dog sign outside this house? 101 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:07,160 No. 102 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,073 That's cause we're family pets. 103 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,639 Our jobs are simply to fetch the paper and... 104 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,240 take them on brisk walks. 105 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,745 You're right. 106 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:20,248 And from this day on I promise to never act like a watchdog again. 107 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:24,045 Intruder! 108 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,650 I got it! Guys hurry up! 109 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,497 - Oh! Happy Holidays. - Hi! 110 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,123 - You must be the new owners. - Yes. 111 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,699 I saw you had a hold on your mail so I, here. 112 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:41,127 - Really? - Yeah. 113 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,400 I saw you move in the other week. 114 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,572 I got a pricy looking package for you. 115 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,336 Somebody stayed of the naughty list this year I see. 116 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:54,208 Dylan! A package from uncle Rich. 117 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:04,287 Socks! Uncle Rich, you shouldn't have. 118 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,360 Worst Christmas ever. 119 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,904 Thank you, I wasn't sure if I'd get here before we left. 120 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:17,763 Left? 121 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:21,104 Oh yes, we are going upstate to be with family for the holidays. 122 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:25,207 Fantastic! Would you like for me to hold your mail for you? 123 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,675 Oh, no, that won't be necessary. 124 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:30,284 If you could, just leave any packages in the back porch. 125 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,284 You got it Mrs. C. 126 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:36,660 Thanks. Oh! And this is for you. 127 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,124 Ah, is that a tip? I can't accept any tips. 128 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:45,327 - Well it's not exactly a tip. - No, no, no, no, gifts at all, okay. 129 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,504 Postal Policies seriously I can get canned. 130 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,197 Well I won't want to get you into trouble. 131 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,600 Just know that your family 132 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,833 will have a great holiday is a reward enough. 133 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:57,238 Well, thank you. 134 00:08:58,237 --> 00:08:59,238 Jake. 135 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:03,010 Jake. Happy Holidays to you and yours. 136 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,357 I'm ready to go. 137 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:15,891 What a weirdo. 138 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,260 I hope the rest of this neighborhood isn't this creepy. 139 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,201 That's cause he's a postman. 140 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,562 No. It's something else. 141 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,897 There's something fishy about him. 142 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:28,409 True. He reeks of fish and body spray. 143 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:31,140 It's disgusting. I could smell him from here. 144 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,241 I'll keep an eye on him. 145 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,414 Stop with the macho yapping. 146 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,815 Jake is nothing more than a smelly harmless creep. 147 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,533 How's everything going back here? 148 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:54,562 Sweet as sugar. 149 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,505 $20 from aunt June. 150 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,910 And for Billy a stick of gum to do something special with. 151 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,806 Score! A gift certificate for Chuckle Cheese. 152 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,177 We have out Christmas Eve dinner. 153 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,782 Nah, we're cleaning out the new house tonight. 154 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,481 Oh, I thought we'd go Caroling? 155 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,722 Kid with a bike at 2 o'clock. 156 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:37,937 Hey! 157 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,216 I think I saw this place 158 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,653 on that police show you and mom like to watch. 159 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,322 We're there now. Pretty high security. 160 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,826 Didn't see any sniper towers. 161 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,362 More of a white dog collar person. 162 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,532 But Daddy does he have to go? 163 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,834 Yeah. Well... 164 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:05,965 Mommy, what do you think? 165 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,204 I love Bone, 166 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:12,045 just as much as you do but he was bad. 167 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,744 You won't like it if Dylan opened up all your presents. 168 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,078 Right. Like a care about little Miss wet myself. 169 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,715 Now give him one last hug goodbye. 170 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,219 We need to get on the road. 171 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,719 Be good Bone. 172 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,054 See ya Bud. 173 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,563 - Alright buddy. - Be careful in there. 174 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:35,972 Come on Bone. 175 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,103 - Merry Christmas Dude. - Come on, here we go. 176 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,711 - Come on boy. - That goes double for you Columbus. 177 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,179 Huh, I know it doesn't look like much but, 178 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,044 well we'll see. Alright buddy. 179 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,183 Hello? 180 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,159 Hello? 181 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,126 Save yourselves. 182 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,465 No tag. You're it. 183 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,060 Oh! 184 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:09,969 Dog poop. 185 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,143 You're going to clean that up? 186 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,211 No, I'm covered in dog poop. 187 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,748 Hey how you doing? I'm Anthony Anthony. 188 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,044 But my friends call me, Triple A. 189 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:26,679 I'm good. 190 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,481 What's the other A for? 191 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,218 Other A? 192 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,121 Well you said, Triple A. 193 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,289 Oh, yeah! I can see why that's confusing. Yeah. 194 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,496 So, who's the little guy? 195 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,334 Oh. Bone. 196 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,269 My wife's name was Bone. 197 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,240 - Really? - I'm just kidding with you. 198 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,738 You know what, it's too hot outside. 199 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,112 Why don't we go inside? 200 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:52,981 Come on Bone. 201 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,486 Come on in. Watch yourself, watch these guys. 202 00:12:58,544 --> 00:12:59,488 Come here. 203 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:04,755 So, how long are you in for Bone? 204 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:09,023 Just a couple of days. I had called earlier but... 205 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,590 you seem really busy so. 206 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,393 No. This isn't busy. 207 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,869 Sometimes I have 5 times the amount of animals in here. 208 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,333 5 times? But... 209 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,165 Sir, I can see you're hesitating. 210 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,976 I'll tell you what I'm a do, I'm gonna give you $10 dollars off. 211 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,080 - Oh, it's not that. - $30 dollars. 212 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,973 You seem like a nice guy. 213 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,243 $6 dollars? 214 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,081 I... Wait? 215 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,010 $6 dollars? 216 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,455 I'm bad at this Sir. 217 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,216 Look you seem a little overwhelmed, so Come one Bone. 218 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,626 Look Sir, I need this okay. 219 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,626 I love dogs. I love dogs more than I love people. 220 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,533 I understand times are tough but... 221 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,173 Bone is family. 222 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,407 And he's like my family too man. 223 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,981 I'm gonna treat him like I treat my little brother. 224 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,485 And I love my little brother. 225 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:06,980 Most of the time. 226 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,483 But Sir look, I love these guys. 227 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,525 I play with them all the time. We don't go hungry. 228 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:12,928 We just have fun and play. 229 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,324 I treat them like they're all in my house. 230 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,965 I'm not throwing them in some cage 231 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,724 and some boarding house somewhere. 232 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,665 I know this doesn't look like your 233 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,534 fancy dog spa with the fancy dog food. 234 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,102 And the massages. 235 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,441 Huh? 236 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:26,608 Massages? 237 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,379 Sir, I have been doing this for 23 years. 238 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,807 15 weeks. About 9 hours. 15 minutes. 239 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,811 Oh, and I forgot to tell you. 240 00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:37,979 I'm on TV. 241 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,486 - You have a TV show? - Yes I do. 242 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,694 Well, I kinda, I have a show. Well no not really. 243 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:47,325 See it's on a TV show but it's a TV show. There. 244 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,958 - Oh! A surveillance camera. - Yes! 245 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:56,401 And you can take that and plug it into the worldwide Internet. 246 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:59,369 You know. Contraption. In fact my little cousin, 247 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,144 I thought he kept sending me all these free movies 248 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,812 Turns out that I'm in them. 249 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,040 Hi mom. Whoa! I'm on TV. 250 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,745 You know um... I don't know. 251 00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,611 Sir please, it's Christmas. 252 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,854 I will take very good care of Steve. 253 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:17,883 Bone. 254 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:19,821 Really? 255 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,496 He looks like a Steve. 256 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,089 Look Sir, I don't have children. 257 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:24,323 But these guys are like my children. 258 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,763 All of them. I love them all. 259 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,094 The fat ones. 260 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,974 The skinny ones. The little ones. 261 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,104 I'll take really good care of your dog, I promise. 262 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,246 Yeah boy. Come here. 263 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,441 What do you... What do you think? 264 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,482 Alright good. 265 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:48,590 Okay. 266 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,052 - Really? - Really. 267 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,953 But I get to watch Bone on TV. 268 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,228 Every channel, 364 hours a day. 269 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,125 Don't you mean a year? 270 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:57,690 No he's not gonna be here that long. 271 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,502 Unless you want him to be and then... 272 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,262 I can cut you a really good deal sir. 273 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:04,906 No, that's okay. 274 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,944 Well, great! And Merry Christmas. 275 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,239 Ah, you too. 276 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,582 - Alright buddy. - Come on buddy. Come on. 277 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,377 Come on. Let's go. Come on, let's go. 278 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:18,586 Okay. 279 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,065 Oh! It is freezing out there! 280 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,128 Let's get a little heat on. 281 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,396 How'd he take it? 282 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,900 Uh, he took it like a champ. 283 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,511 The own is... well he... 284 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,546 He likes dogs. 285 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,841 You think he'll be okay? 286 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,418 I hate to think of him in a cold kennel. 287 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,447 Sharing a water bowl with 10 other lonely mutts. 288 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,789 I'm telling you. It's not that bad. 289 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,988 Alright guys buckle up. 290 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,251 Okay. 291 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,492 Here we go. 292 00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:03,960 It's gonna be fun. 293 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,096 I'm so sorry Bone. 294 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,204 I'll see you after Christmas. 295 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,437 Alright. Come on. 296 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,137 That's it. Right in here. 297 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,346 Okay. Go ahead and find a mattress you can call your own. 298 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:21,407 And the doggie door is in the back, okay? 299 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:26,054 Just feel free to hang out and chill, okay. 300 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,686 I'll be in the living room watching Clash of the Empires, 301 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,054 if you want to come out there and veg out or something. 302 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,854 Alright Steve. 303 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:36,966 Hi I'm... 304 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,130 - What did I... - He's a little spooked man. 305 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,871 From me? I don't scare anyone. 306 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,301 Neither does he. 307 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,244 Hey look, I'm sorry. 308 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,605 - Go away! - Sure but... 309 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,975 Go away! 310 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,845 Come on. Let's leave him alone. 311 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:01,082 Did you unplug all the appliances? 312 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,385 - Yeah. - And the lights are on timers? 313 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,027 Taken care of. 314 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,130 And all the doors and windows are locked? 315 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,088 Yes, dear. 316 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,595 Did you lock your bedroom window Dylan? 317 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,128 Gosh I hope so. 318 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,497 I pray that someone doesn't steal my awesome new socks. 319 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,541 Hey, how about we stop for a little hot chocolate? 320 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,010 Huh? 321 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,740 We're only 4 hours from your parents' house. 322 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,971 Let's not spoil the kids' appetites. 323 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:30,012 Yeah, I can't wait for a big bowl of grandma's left over Mac and cheese. 324 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:32,881 You know what? He's right. 325 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,091 She only makes a fuss over Christmas Day dinner. 326 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:36,849 Yeah. 327 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,623 - Is this fun? - Yeah. 328 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,534 Hey how about this place? 329 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,904 We'll be back on the road before you know it. 330 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:58,414 Alright. Even I can use a break from grandma's stale Mac and Cheese. 331 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,346 I miss Bone. 332 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:03,982 Oh sweetie. 333 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:07,519 Let's not start that again. You'll see him in 6 days okay? 334 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,225 Why not now? 335 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,459 Dylan hand me your tablet. 336 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,129 There's no app for fix my lousy Christmas. 337 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,424 I checked. 338 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,664 Bone! 339 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,004 Look at that! 340 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:29,003 Bone is holding court. 341 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,409 He looks happy too. 342 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,017 Told you he's make friends. 343 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,813 He does look happy. 344 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,921 I wish he could see us too. 345 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,321 So what happened? 346 00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,292 Happened man? 347 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,692 - To him. - Oh, Cupcake. 348 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,465 Oh man. That's a messed up story. 349 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,261 He seems angry. 350 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,269 He should be. He lost his bite. 351 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,298 His bite? 352 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,699 He's a watch dog man. 353 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,739 And all he did was watch. 354 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,409 One part watch. No part dog. 355 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,648 The robbers came into the house, took everything. Then left. 356 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,547 And he didn't do anything? 357 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,722 Nope just watched. See, watch dog. 358 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:17,652 Not action dog. Not stop the thieves' dog. 359 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,458 No everyone can fight. 360 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,497 I know. But he doesn't know that. 361 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,766 I know what I know. 362 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,669 Oh hey! Cupcake! I didn't notice you there. 363 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,130 I let the intruders get into the house. 364 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,506 I lost my bite. 365 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,541 I don't have a bite. 366 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,380 We all have a bite. 367 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,153 Some of us just don't know it yet. 368 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,321 So what happened? 369 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,054 I ruined Christmas for my family. 370 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:53,421 As punishment, I got sent to this hippie commune doggie jail. 371 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,332 While they went up to the mountains to play in the snow. 372 00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,362 Hey man! Don't be so hard on yourself. 373 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,364 I heard there were like 200 robbers with big guns, 374 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,537 and a rocket, and magic spells! 375 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:08,976 It was 3 idiot robbers that smelled like fish and body spray. 376 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,041 Fish? Body spray? 377 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,478 Yeah. Why? 378 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,781 Where do you live? 379 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,680 Off oak park. Why? 380 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,088 That's my street. 381 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,288 I know some one that smells like fish. 382 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,019 Could be the same guy. 383 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,059 Of course it's the same guy. 384 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:28,920 How do you know him? 385 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:32,125 He was at the house today. Before we left. 386 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,967 He was casing the joint. 387 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:37,566 Casing the joint? 388 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,567 Yeah. He's going to do the same thing to your family, 389 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,370 like he did to my family. 390 00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,176 You're going to get robbed. 391 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,550 And then you are going to stay here for the rest of your life. 392 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,650 I think there's a 2 week limit man. 393 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,058 You have to go there. You have to stop them. 394 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:59,820 Stop them? How? I can't call 911. 395 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,827 This room doesn't even have a phone. 396 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,126 And we don't have thumbs. 397 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,897 What's gotten into Columbus? 398 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:13,105 He acts like understands Bone, 399 00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:16,111 He does. He hears him saying "My family abandoned me". 400 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:17,645 Hey it's not that. 401 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,817 Look, he's made new friends to celebrate Christmas with. 402 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,782 Okay. We'll be back in 10 minutes. 403 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:26,912 Okay. 404 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:28,847 Let's go troops. 405 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:34,920 Our home is in danger, and Bone needs my help. 406 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:38,897 What's the plan here again? 407 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,101 We're hiding from the warden. 408 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,464 Who? Triple A? 409 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,207 He's gonna know we're under here. 410 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,838 Under these blankets we're completely invisible. 411 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,576 It's common knowledge. 412 00:22:57,809 --> 00:22:59,584 Well he's gonna know we're under here now. 413 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:01,046 No necessarily. 414 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:04,026 Human also have a terrible sense of smell. 415 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,463 Oh! Not this bad. 416 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:08,963 My eyes are watering. 417 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:12,965 For the first time, I can see color. 418 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:15,364 Don't worry about it. 419 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,996 Hey strange dog, you ready? 420 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:21,805 This is our big chance. I'll make it count. 421 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,864 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. 422 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:47,095 No. I'm doing the pee dance. Skippidy do. 423 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,540 Nailed it man. 424 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:54,102 - Nailed it. - You gotta go out little guy? 425 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,511 Alright come on. We'll go relieve ourselves together. 426 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,077 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. 427 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,445 TMI dude. TMI. 428 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,153 Now! 429 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,047 You cannot contain us man. 430 00:24:06,244 --> 00:24:07,723 I am invisible! 431 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:10,894 You're one messed up little doggie. You know that? 432 00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,719 Get over here. I got you. Come on. 433 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,123 Keep it low. Quite. 434 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,565 - My belly is getting scratchy. - Ready? 435 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:23,696 - Go! - I'm tired. Run Bone. Run! 436 00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:26,102 Find your bite. 437 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,967 Hey man, you gotta help me get out. 438 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:54,598 My brother is in trouble. 439 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,036 Think puppy think. Hmm. 440 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,538 Parking brake. Hmm. 441 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:17,659 All I'm saying is that I believe that Rudolf's nose glowed 442 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,953 because he was raised by a nuclear power plant. 443 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,964 What about prancer and blitzen? 444 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,860 Comet? Cupid? All of them grew up there. 445 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,162 That's why they can fly. 446 00:25:29,594 --> 00:25:30,664 Nearly there. 447 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:32,800 Got it. 448 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,107 Oh dear. 449 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:42,415 Excuse me, you folks driving the dark blue SUV? 450 00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:43,684 Yeah, why? 451 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:46,184 Well it's driving itself around back. 452 00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:52,887 I'm free! 453 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,622 Oh no! 454 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,107 Okay. The bumper is scratched. The window broken but we're fine. 455 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,041 Dad, you better check the policy. 456 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,743 The puppy might not be insured as an additional driver. 457 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,376 Where is Columbus? 458 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:15,645 There he is? 459 00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:22,049 This better work. 460 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:32,060 What's the battle plan boss? 461 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:35,534 Same as always. Look for small items. 462 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,334 Easy to carry. 463 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,139 Jewelry. Antiques. Gifts that haven't been opened yet 464 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:42,701 that can be returned for cash. 465 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:45,671 If anybody sees an easy make oven. 466 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:46,981 No. 467 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:49,075 They make little delicious chocolate cake. 468 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,287 - No. - I do all the cooking. 469 00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:52,978 No, easy bake oven! 470 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,818 Gotta get faster. 471 00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:58,957 Hey! Hey! Whoa! 472 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,492 Commandeering this. Thank you. 473 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,101 Hey! Dylan is right. 474 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:09,562 This is the worst Christmas ever. 475 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:11,505 Still want TVs? Laptops? 476 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:14,407 Electronics are okay. 477 00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:17,337 - Sweet. - Technically the easy bake oven 478 00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:19,138 is powered electronically by a light bulb. 479 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,850 I don't recognize this van. 480 00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,720 It smells like fish and body spray. 481 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,032 Jake. 482 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:40,668 Most of the police force is off duty celebrating 483 00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:41,960 with their families and such. 484 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,972 As long as we don't make a racket... 485 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:47,838 we should have all day. 486 00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:51,406 How's it look? 487 00:28:05,316 --> 00:28:06,317 We're clear. 488 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:09,056 Let's do it. 489 00:28:19,064 --> 00:28:20,407 Come on. Come on. 490 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,890 Back! Go, go, go, go! 491 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,737 Why did those go off? 492 00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,703 Let's just split and come back later. 493 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:54,310 They're gonna be gone for a whole week. 494 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:56,772 How about we do something fun like go Caroling. 495 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:59,975 Today is optimal. We hold on and wait out the alarms. 496 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,574 I stopped them. 497 00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,083 But why isn't anybody coming out of the houses? 498 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:09,191 They must be on vacation too. 499 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:12,425 I've got to stop them. 500 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,565 Bet they'll fall for this. 501 00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,382 This will help them stick around. 502 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:51,868 This will be a wash out. 503 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,010 I'm gonna get into so much trouble for this. 504 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,119 Let's heat thing up a little. 505 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,641 Hope this sticks with them. 506 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:42,084 Can't wait to see who steps on these. 507 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,622 Hot sauce facial wash. 508 00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:59,399 Hopes this raises their pulses. 509 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,008 I think that was the last car alarm. 510 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,334 Good. 511 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:09,605 Games a foot. 512 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:13,012 Remember, play it smart. 513 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:14,649 Right. 514 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:17,385 Play what smart? 515 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,195 What game are we playing smart? 516 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:10,729 Seriously, I don't know the rules. 517 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:12,373 Who goes first. 518 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,771 Can I be the thimble? 519 00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:19,207 Shut it up. 520 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:36,621 Now Rob, don't break any windows. I'm not 100% sure about alarms. 521 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:39,127 Dude I'm a professional. 522 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:40,931 I think I know... 523 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:55,543 Stop! Stop! I'm stuck. 524 00:32:57,508 --> 00:32:59,988 - Get me off from the bottom. - Sure. Gotcha! 525 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:11,124 Should we push or pull? 526 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,196 What are you waiting for? 527 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:14,730 Just hold on. 528 00:33:22,033 --> 00:33:23,535 What? We didn't even touch you. 529 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:25,237 Who was that? 530 00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,477 Something hit me in the head. 531 00:33:30,074 --> 00:33:32,520 - I don't see nothing. - It hit me hard. 532 00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,448 Okay. We'll get you out really quick like. 533 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:38,887 Who's doing that? 534 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:46,092 1, 2, 3. 535 00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:02,378 Stop! Stop! Stop! 536 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,911 What is happening? 537 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,130 Slipper soap for slipper folk. 538 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,137 I think I need to sit down. 539 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,348 Up there. 540 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:39,247 An open window. 541 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,019 There's a ladder. 542 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,042 Enough fooling around. 543 00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,132 How you doing Diesel? 544 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,159 Who's this little one? 545 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:06,404 It can't be... Santa? 546 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:11,178 72 East Oak Park huh? 547 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:14,139 You're a long way from home. 548 00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:15,774 Nick, what are you doing back there? 549 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:19,577 - Looks like Diesel's got a friend. - A friend? 550 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:23,622 Let's get you home before Christmas little one. 551 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,963 We need to take a little road trip mother. 552 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,864 Well Nicholas we need to be home, remember the kids. 553 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,502 Oh, they'll be alright. 554 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,141 This little one in the back needs to be with family. 555 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,812 - Who are you? - I'm Columbus. 556 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:51,145 Why are you here? 557 00:36:51,642 --> 00:36:54,088 I'm trying to save Christmas and my big brother. 558 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:55,653 Save Christmas? 559 00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:57,387 That's adorable. 560 00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:58,752 Where you going? 561 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:01,926 I'm just trying to help my brother stop some fishy criminals 562 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:03,565 from robbing my family's house. 563 00:37:03,988 --> 00:37:05,023 Watch dog, huh? 564 00:37:05,590 --> 00:37:08,537 I've done security work. Salvage yard. 565 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:12,972 Nothing like sinking your K-9s into an intruder's arm. 566 00:37:13,364 --> 00:37:17,244 Ripping it out of it's socket, and, and going for the jugular. 567 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,410 Now that's worth living for. 568 00:37:20,271 --> 00:37:22,979 Uh... That's true. 569 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:26,586 Hey! Stop! 570 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,413 You have our dog! 571 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:30,650 They can't hears us! Hey! 572 00:37:31,849 --> 00:37:33,089 Stop! 573 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:34,957 We're bring chased. 574 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,862 If they catch up to us I won't be able to help Bone. 575 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:39,796 I got this. 576 00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:50,540 A really big dog threw a 2x4 at us and we're spinning out of control. 577 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:52,575 Worst Christmas ever! 578 00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:02,054 - No! - What is it? 579 00:38:03,047 --> 00:38:04,185 My battery is dead. 580 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:09,554 Go around to the side door. 581 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,725 At least you won't hurt yourselves there. 582 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:44,824 One bungee cord. 583 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,727 One garage door. 584 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:54,959 And... 585 00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:58,165 One reindeer antler. 586 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:16,581 Alright. 587 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,153 Get to work. 588 00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:50,658 He's a mean one Mr. Jake. 589 00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:05,264 Sweet. Bean dip. 590 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:08,742 I shouldn't. 591 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:26,653 Hey who want tiramisu? 592 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,632 Don't touch that it's hot. 593 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:35,735 Thanks for the heads up. 594 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,202 You okay buddy? 595 00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:41,900 Wake up. 596 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:45,411 Robbing this house is ruining my Christmas. 597 00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:47,680 And so are these mouse traps. 598 00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:50,078 Oh, god. 599 00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:53,119 This is ridiculous. 600 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:06,259 Where did that that dog come from? 601 00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:07,992 Why does he have a rope? 602 00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,032 Don't move. 603 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:17,139 God boy. Who's a good boy? 604 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,811 Okay. Okay. 605 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,776 Don't be angry. We're all friends here. 606 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,278 We're going to have to make a break for it. 607 00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:27,519 - Well, what about Rob? - Collateral damage. 608 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:29,013 He won't be missed. 609 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:30,454 You gotta wake up buddy. 610 00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:38,094 Hey, it's a doggy. 611 00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:43,366 Oh, nuts! 612 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,299 Here we go. 613 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:51,374 1, 2... 614 00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:00,653 Who could that be? 615 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:03,080 Just ignore them. Let's pretend we're not home. 616 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,960 I think they know somebody's home already. 617 00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:12,694 Carolers. 618 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:21,439 "Hark the angels sing. Glory to the new born king." 619 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:25,006 "Peace on earth and mercy mild." 620 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:28,341 "God and sin is reconciled." 621 00:43:28,672 --> 00:43:37,592 "Joyful all ye nations rise. Joyful all ye nations rise." 622 00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,292 Where'd the dog go? He nearly killed us. 623 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:48,734 - Who you calling? - My cousin. 624 00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,133 My family's other civil servant. 625 00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:53,030 Wait. Quinten? 626 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,638 - That psycho? - Oh man. That dude is bad news. 627 00:43:56,867 --> 00:43:59,347 He's effective and an expert at this kind of thing. 628 00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:15,295 Hello. I'm looking for Cindy McEntire. 629 00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:17,323 Oh, hello Cindy. 630 00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,962 I have a lead on the were about of your dog. 631 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:23,966 - Sush you. - Oh no. 632 00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:26,497 I understand there is a reward. 633 00:44:29,233 --> 00:44:30,337 I wanna go home. 634 00:44:30,868 --> 00:44:32,541 Yeah, I don't want that. 635 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:36,809 Here is what's gonna take to pecure my services to find your Bubbles. 636 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:41,112 One case of diet Apricot Snapple. If it isn't diet no dog. 637 00:44:41,311 --> 00:44:43,052 $200 dollars a day whether I find him or not. 638 00:44:43,113 --> 00:44:44,615 Lunch when I finished the job. 639 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,454 And I like the crust cut off my sandwiches. 640 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,630 Yeah it's not a deal breaker 641 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:53,100 but it is in your best interest that there be no crust. 642 00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:56,764 Also you got to get mayor to get off my back, and... 643 00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:58,367 chance the zoning in front of my duplex 644 00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:00,199 because I'm getting way too many parking tickets... 645 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,975 What, what do you mean you don't know the mayor? 646 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,211 Hang on. 647 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:08,607 Happy time pet finders how may I help... 648 00:45:13,477 --> 00:45:15,218 Stay put. Don't do anything I'll be right there. 649 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:19,027 Cindy it's simple. No Mayor... 650 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:21,852 No Bubbles. 651 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:35,966 Come on. 652 00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:38,145 Give. 653 00:45:38,535 --> 00:45:40,481 I thought it was righty tighty lefty loosy? 654 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:44,985 Yeah, well, most of the time it is. 655 00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:50,014 But sometimes it's righty offy lefty ony. 656 00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:55,921 Hey we're having a father son manly moment huh! 657 00:45:57,121 --> 00:45:58,122 What do you think? 658 00:45:58,522 --> 00:45:59,967 I can't wait to enter it in my diary. 659 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,933 How I spent my Christmas vacation. 660 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:03,103 Dad showed me how to strip lug nuts 661 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,136 and we both shared sickness. 662 00:46:05,829 --> 00:46:08,742 Geepers! Worst Christmas ever. 663 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,034 Alright that's enough. 664 00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:14,213 I'm trying. I would appreciate a little effort from you. 665 00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:17,647 - Dad, I think... - I know what you think. 666 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:20,787 This trip is horrible and that you're miserable. 667 00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:22,254 And it's a disappointment. 668 00:46:22,846 --> 00:46:25,827 I... Just because you are unhappy doesn't mean 669 00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:27,960 that you have to make everyone one else unhappy. 670 00:46:28,552 --> 00:46:30,930 - Dad, look. - No you look. 671 00:46:31,755 --> 00:46:35,168 This holiday season is about sharing and caring, 672 00:46:35,392 --> 00:46:36,996 and about being jolly. 673 00:46:37,427 --> 00:46:40,101 You think you could be jolly, just for one day. 674 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:43,035 - Dad. - Hey, let me finish alright? 675 00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:45,140 Christmas is about your little sister. 676 00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:49,077 She still believes in the magic. Don't ruin that for her. 677 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:53,087 You gotta focus on the big things not the little things. 678 00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:55,916 Now what did you want to say? 679 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,151 Is the spare tire a little thing or a big thing? 680 00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:03,959 The spare tire is a little thing. But it's a big... 681 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,461 Oh! Hey! 682 00:47:08,725 --> 00:47:10,796 That's my tire! 683 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:15,135 It doesn't make sense. 684 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:17,443 Why would a family leave their dog here a whole week. 685 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,044 Maybe it's not their dog? 686 00:47:19,436 --> 00:47:21,575 Maybe it's a stray that wondered in through the doggie door. 687 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,178 I knew the Connelly's had a little yapping puppy but... 688 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:28,213 could be they have another dog the quiet one that keeps to himself. 689 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:57,010 You'll know me. 690 00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:00,713 You know what I do for a living. 691 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:06,551 I'm not gonna do it for a measly $50 dollars this time. 692 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:10,529 I want $60. 693 00:48:13,023 --> 00:48:14,593 The rest of that bean burrito. 694 00:48:16,293 --> 00:48:17,601 It's a chimichanga. 695 00:48:24,201 --> 00:48:25,202 Deal. 696 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,823 So cuz, I'm not sure what kind of breed this is. 697 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,521 It shouldn't be much of a problem. I don't think he bites. 698 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,864 They all have a bite. 699 00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:45,998 I've been doing this for years. 700 00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:49,064 I've seen every kind of Canis Lupus Familiaris. 701 00:48:51,194 --> 00:48:52,696 You see that there chief? 702 00:48:53,797 --> 00:48:55,140 3 stiches from a Great Dane. 703 00:48:55,532 --> 00:48:57,102 Who didn't care to be put down. 704 00:48:58,368 --> 00:48:59,642 This bite mark here. 705 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:03,446 Courtesy of a chihuahua. Angry little cus name pepi. 706 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,877 Came into inches of cutting into a vital artery. 707 00:49:06,743 --> 00:49:08,518 Suppose you get a lot of scars in your business. 708 00:49:11,848 --> 00:49:14,886 Nothing like the one that I got here. 709 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:18,964 The mental scar that will haunt me forever. 710 00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:27,102 So, we was traveling back from the port of Bordeaux. 711 00:49:28,131 --> 00:49:29,906 A small single engine plane 712 00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:33,143 carrying a cargo of illegal, endangered animals... 713 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:38,218 Fourteen French Toy Poodles. 714 00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:40,181 Since when are poodles endangered? 715 00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:42,720 Crash landed in the middle of the Atlantic. 716 00:49:45,082 --> 00:49:47,926 Eleven men went into the water. 717 00:49:49,519 --> 00:49:51,021 Plane went down in 12 minutes. 718 00:49:53,023 --> 00:49:55,060 Didn't see the first poodle for about half-an-hour. 719 00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:58,471 Eleven-incher. 720 00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:02,574 You know how you can tell that in the water, Chief? 721 00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:04,011 No. 722 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,678 By lookin' from the rhinestone collar 723 00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,377 to the poofy tail. 724 00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:14,054 Because we were smugglers, no one was looking for us. 725 00:50:16,113 --> 00:50:17,922 Very first light, Chief, 726 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:21,426 doggy come cruisin' by, 727 00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:24,827 Wagging his little tail. 728 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,162 And that Poodle, he looked right at you. 729 00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:30,537 Look you right in the eyes. 730 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,031 See poodles have lifeless eyes. 731 00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:36,805 When he's coming, he doesn't seem to be livin'... 732 00:50:37,401 --> 00:50:38,436 Till he bites ya, 733 00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:40,546 The ocean turns red, 734 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:44,415 and despite all your poundin' and your hollering 735 00:50:45,609 --> 00:50:47,111 those poodles come in and... 736 00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:49,022 they rip you to pieces. 737 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,086 Hold up. Wait a minute. 738 00:50:51,481 --> 00:50:54,485 Are you sure these poodles aren't possibly sharks? 739 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:57,727 I told you, we were carrying poodles. 740 00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:00,692 Why would we be flying with a cargo of sharks? 741 00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:02,934 Yeah man, don't ask stupid questions. 742 00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:06,198 I've never been so frightened. 743 00:51:06,596 --> 00:51:07,802 Waitin' for my turn. 744 00:51:09,533 --> 00:51:12,036 I'll never put on a lifejacket again. 745 00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:15,376 Them dogs, 746 00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:18,451 they could of taken us all out all at once. But they just... 747 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,719 let us bob in the water like squeaky toys. 748 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:29,322 It's not their teeth that are dangerous; it's their mind. 749 00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:32,426 They're crafty. 750 00:51:34,157 --> 00:51:35,261 And that's their bite. 751 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,040 And that's the worst bite of them all. 752 00:51:45,035 --> 00:51:48,073 Bite huh. Wait till you get a load of my bite. 753 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:01,722 How long is this gonna take? 754 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,554 Yeah, I kinda need to use the John. 755 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:07,400 Can't go to the dog. Gotta let the dog come to you. 756 00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:11,662 Just go. Make it quick. 757 00:52:51,134 --> 00:52:52,135 We got a nibble. 758 00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:54,845 - Reel him in. - Not so fast... 759 00:52:55,772 --> 00:52:57,012 we don't want to spook him. 760 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,613 Doofus, will you ever learn? 761 00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:14,930 Hey! I got it. 762 00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:17,864 Hooked it! 763 00:53:19,596 --> 00:53:20,700 Yep. 764 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,142 Yep. 765 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,744 Now! 766 00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:41,959 Man, he's a strong one. 767 00:53:42,285 --> 00:53:43,525 A real fighter. 768 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:07,112 He's either he's very smart or very dumb. 769 00:54:25,996 --> 00:54:27,998 Guys. Guys. 770 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:30,100 No. 771 00:54:42,812 --> 00:54:44,189 I think he's caught up on something. 772 00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:50,957 You guys have got to... 773 00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:02,743 Must have gone under the house. 774 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,612 Where have you been? 775 00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:10,949 You missed all the action. 776 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,286 We almost had him. 777 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:25,132 I think we should just go home. 778 00:55:26,356 --> 00:55:27,699 It's still a little time for caroling. 779 00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:31,301 This dog is a tricky one. 780 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,233 He's smart. 781 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:37,374 But he hasn't met me. 782 00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:41,146 I'm gonna be a shock to his system. 783 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,085 - I don't get it. - Me neither. 784 00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:53,486 See I have this cattle prod and you shock animals with it. 785 00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,124 We didn't see that. 786 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,256 Yeah, it's like electricity. High-voltage. 787 00:55:57,687 --> 00:55:59,030 Yeah we understand now. 788 00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:00,867 Yeah. 789 00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:05,196 Why don't you boys stay here and watch a master. 790 00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,598 Do his work. Ha. 791 00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:19,213 Here poochie, poochie, poochie. 792 00:56:21,711 --> 00:56:24,191 Come on where are you, you little mutt. 793 00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:26,755 You think you're smarter then me? Huh? 794 00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:31,929 Let's turn this baby up to 10. 795 00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:35,126 We'll see how smart you are. 796 00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:43,942 What was I thinking? 797 00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:50,784 Come on. Come out, come out wherever you are. 798 00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:53,444 Come on. 799 00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:02,830 Are you my mama? 800 00:57:07,524 --> 00:57:08,559 What? 801 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,500 Are you my mama? 802 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:22,044 Mama. I love you. 803 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:26,251 - Mama. I want to pee. - Baby have to pee. 804 00:57:28,144 --> 00:57:30,624 Why you! Kidding me. 805 00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:49,339 What happened guys? Did we get'em? 806 00:58:05,248 --> 00:58:06,693 Hey cuz, you okay? 807 00:58:08,051 --> 00:58:09,758 I'd like a chimichanga please. 808 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:11,962 Sure, sure, sure. 809 00:58:13,823 --> 00:58:14,927 Here you go. 810 00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:22,099 - You okay to drive? - Drive? Okay. 811 00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:32,579 Great. Buckle up. See you at the family barbecue. 812 00:58:40,116 --> 00:58:41,618 This is taking longer then we planned. 813 00:58:41,985 --> 00:58:44,090 I have to get the van back to the fish market for delivery. 814 00:58:44,287 --> 00:58:48,133 So, fine that dog and put him to sleep. 815 00:58:52,629 --> 00:58:56,099 Sleep huh. I have plenty more tricks up my collar. 816 00:59:10,146 --> 00:59:11,056 Sweet. 817 00:59:14,984 --> 00:59:16,292 What's the matter doggie? 818 00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:18,293 Stuck in the laundry chute? 819 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:22,100 It serves you right. You little trouble maker. 820 00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:27,967 Who did that? 821 00:59:28,331 --> 00:59:29,435 Is that the dog? 822 00:59:30,133 --> 00:59:31,339 Guys I'm stuck. 823 00:59:31,834 --> 00:59:33,871 And very claustrophobic. 824 00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:37,574 I shouldn't have had that bean dip. 825 00:59:45,214 --> 00:59:47,023 One glass ornament. 826 00:59:51,287 --> 00:59:52,493 Didn't hurt dog. 827 00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:55,735 You're gonna have to try harder than that. 828 00:59:57,493 --> 00:59:59,803 Huh. One pointy lawn dart. 829 01:00:34,530 --> 01:00:36,009 That burns. 830 01:01:04,627 --> 01:01:06,265 Come rob a house they say. 831 01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:08,600 Oh, steal a whole bunch of presents they say. 832 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:37,932 What's going on? 833 01:01:56,446 --> 01:02:02,089 Help me. Jake Somebody. Anybody. 834 01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,003 Rob what are you doing in the laundry chute? 835 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:14,966 - I thought I lost a sock. - Huh? 836 01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:19,743 I'm stuck and there is something very sharp in my butt. 837 01:02:21,170 --> 01:02:24,049 - Is that jingle bells? - I thought it was the dog. 838 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,153 You though the dog knew Jingle Bells? 839 01:02:26,275 --> 01:02:27,982 Just get me out of here. 840 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,884 Stretch your leg up towards me. 841 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:42,965 It was a lawn dart 842 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:45,738 The walls are closing in. 843 01:02:46,329 --> 01:02:49,037 I just got skewered and... 844 01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:55,348 Oh gosh! Give me some warning will you! 845 01:02:56,239 --> 01:02:57,377 Hold on. 846 01:02:58,841 --> 01:03:00,320 Anybody out there? 847 01:03:01,010 --> 01:03:02,114 Anybody? 848 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:35,084 Get me out of here. 849 01:03:35,711 --> 01:03:37,088 I can't reach you from here. 850 01:03:44,086 --> 01:03:45,064 I got an idea. 851 01:04:14,050 --> 01:04:16,223 Wait. It's getting kinda hot in here. 852 01:04:25,494 --> 01:04:26,734 Are you okay dear? 853 01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:31,805 I've worked for the big guy quite some time. 854 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:34,144 Mostly herding reindeer. 855 01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,277 You are so lucky! 856 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:39,476 Santa what I really want for Christmas is a raw hayed steak, 857 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:42,079 A pigs ear, A new tennis ball. 858 01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:44,791 Oh, and one of those plastic hot dogs 859 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,253 that squeak when you into them. 860 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:47,823 But most of all, 861 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:51,322 I want my family to have a safe and happy holiday. 862 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,132 That and a squeaky hot dog. 863 01:04:55,424 --> 01:04:57,131 Okay, we're all good. There spare is on. 864 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,297 But now we don't have any dogs for Christmas. 865 01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:04,103 Oh, honey, don't you worry. We are gonna find Columbus. 866 01:05:05,034 --> 01:05:10,006 KC don't forget, Bone is perfectly safe and happy. 867 01:05:18,147 --> 01:05:19,023 Hello? 868 01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:20,850 Yes it is. 869 01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:27,299 Listen, before you get mad at me 870 01:05:27,623 --> 01:05:30,331 I just want to let you know there is a perfectly good explanation. 871 01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:32,538 - Explanation? - Yes. 872 01:05:34,630 --> 01:05:36,132 What explanation? 873 01:05:36,432 --> 01:05:39,902 Umm, explanation is why I can't find Steve. 874 01:05:40,636 --> 01:05:42,445 - Steve? - Steve! 875 01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:44,242 Who is Steve? 876 01:05:44,573 --> 01:05:46,644 You don't know your dog's name? Are you kidding me. 877 01:05:47,043 --> 01:05:48,716 Wait, is it wrong number? 878 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,481 My dog's name is Bone. 879 01:05:50,713 --> 01:05:54,024 Oh! Bone! That's right. 880 01:05:54,984 --> 01:05:57,931 So? Is Bone, okay? What happened? 881 01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:00,225 - No. No, he's missing. - What? 882 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:02,567 Yeah. I can't find him. I have no idea where he is. 883 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,329 You said you'd take care of Bone like he's your own brother. 884 01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:07,974 Honestly, I haven't seen my brother in 8 years. 885 01:06:08,364 --> 01:06:10,037 I have no idea where he is either. 886 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,401 You... 887 01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:23,023 Hey Pulling... Hey! Hey! 888 01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:36,302 Rob you out? 889 01:06:39,161 --> 01:06:40,572 Why do I smell Barbecue? 890 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:43,009 Help! Help! 891 01:06:43,366 --> 01:06:45,778 You guys! I'm getting really pruny in here. 892 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:49,171 Jake? 893 01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:51,274 Don't ask. 894 01:06:51,974 --> 01:06:53,976 Dude, I thought you were a Sasquatch. 895 01:06:54,143 --> 01:06:56,054 I think we should cut our losses and Bail. 896 01:06:56,278 --> 01:06:57,723 I don't care. 897 01:06:59,882 --> 01:07:01,486 Where are you? 898 01:07:04,253 --> 01:07:05,960 You're a dead dog. 899 01:07:08,624 --> 01:07:09,864 This way boys. 900 01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:19,113 Over here. I've got a little treat for you. 901 01:07:19,802 --> 01:07:22,214 - Hold, hold. Hold on. Hold on. - What? He's right there! 902 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:24,475 No, he's a sneaky little mutt. I don't trust him. 903 01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:27,418 I'm grabbing him before he gets away again. 904 01:07:28,277 --> 01:07:29,278 Come on. 905 01:07:30,679 --> 01:07:31,919 A little further. 906 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:34,116 Alright. 907 01:07:35,718 --> 01:07:37,629 A little further. 908 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:48,741 Gotcha! 909 01:07:54,637 --> 01:07:56,241 After we clean up your house, 910 01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:58,984 on our way out of town we are going to drop you off. 911 01:07:59,475 --> 01:08:01,250 Offa bridge that is! 912 01:08:09,118 --> 01:08:11,428 Merry Christmas boys! 913 01:08:11,987 --> 01:08:16,993 Now fill your bags with presents! 914 01:08:27,203 --> 01:08:30,275 1, 2... 915 01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:33,920 And... 3. 916 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:42,317 Who is it this time? 917 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:46,052 I think it's Santa. 918 01:09:49,151 --> 01:09:52,223 Get back. Be quiet. 919 01:09:59,295 --> 01:10:01,036 Merry Christmas! 920 01:10:01,163 --> 01:10:03,643 How can I help you on this glorious early morni. 921 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:07,443 I believe this little rag-a-muffin belongs to you. 922 01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:12,880 Oh yes, yes, yes. We've been worried sick about her. 923 01:10:13,175 --> 01:10:15,086 Him. Him. Him. 924 01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:25,095 These guys are thieves. They don't live here. 925 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,267 Down Diesel. Settle. 926 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:30,795 Sweetheart. 927 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:33,099 We gotta be going. 928 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:36,968 Of course. Of course. Can I offer you anything for a reward. 929 01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:38,836 That won't be necessary. 930 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,341 I'm just so glad to get him back to those who love him. 931 01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:47,519 God bless you Sir. Ma'am. 932 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:49,988 Bye. 933 01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:56,290 Take him to the others. 934 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:12,568 A donation has been made in your name 935 01:11:15,004 --> 01:11:17,416 to the Fuzzy Pet Foundation. 936 01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:24,650 Stop. Stop. Get in. Get in there. 937 01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:26,217 Get in. Get in there. 938 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:29,027 - Columbus! - Bone! 939 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:38,597 I bet someone will read his tag and bring him back home. 940 01:11:39,328 --> 01:11:41,706 Yeah, you're probably right honey. 941 01:11:41,997 --> 01:11:44,409 I hope Columbus doesn't catch a cold. 942 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:50,750 It's Christmas and all they can talk about are the dogs. 943 01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:53,576 I know. We should have brought both of them. 944 01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:55,681 They're family. 945 01:11:58,247 --> 01:12:00,193 And family always comes first. 946 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:08,661 I can't believe you did all that on your own. 947 01:12:08,824 --> 01:12:10,394 That's an incredible journey. 948 01:12:11,126 --> 01:12:13,106 Sorry bro, I should have listened. 949 01:12:13,595 --> 01:12:16,576 We're not watchdogs. We're not heroes. 950 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,808 No, you were right all along. 951 01:12:19,034 --> 01:12:21,810 All you have to do is find your bite. 952 01:12:22,171 --> 01:12:23,548 And I found mine. 953 01:12:24,239 --> 01:12:25,274 Your bite? 954 01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:29,053 We might not have pit bull jaws or greyhound speed, 955 01:12:29,244 --> 01:12:31,656 but we have something other dogs don't have... 956 01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:33,657 We're potty trained! 957 01:12:34,483 --> 01:12:36,485 No. I mean yes. 958 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,229 But that's not the point. 959 01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:42,991 We have a family that loves us and we'll do anything for them. 960 01:12:43,225 --> 01:12:46,172 A faithful and unbridled spirit. 961 01:12:46,628 --> 01:12:48,130 Yeah, I've got that. 962 01:12:48,931 --> 01:12:50,535 Time to take these guys down. 963 01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:52,104 What do you say little bro? 964 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,241 Do you want to help me save Christmas? 965 01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:56,076 Darn Skippy. 966 01:12:56,305 --> 01:13:00,447 Cry havoc and lets slip the dogs of war. 967 01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:02,680 Shakespeare wrote that. 968 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:05,082 Shakespeare? The cat down the street? 969 01:13:06,448 --> 01:13:09,691 We've got bite. Let's get chomping. 970 01:13:11,186 --> 01:13:13,325 Hey Diesel, do you want to stop by for some breakfast? 971 01:13:15,691 --> 01:13:16,669 Diesel? 972 01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:20,767 Something wrong dear? 973 01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:25,777 That's everything. 974 01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:25,834 No that's not everything. Where are the dogs? 975 01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:30,140 Really? They're trapped in the closet. 976 01:13:30,873 --> 01:13:32,352 The family won't be back for another week. 977 01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:33,953 There isn't any food or water in there. 978 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,451 Oh, I know they're going to die, 979 01:13:35,811 --> 01:13:37,313 I just want to be there when it happens. 980 01:13:37,546 --> 01:13:39,048 Now go get them! 981 01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:46,022 They're gone! 982 01:13:46,388 --> 01:13:48,129 I can't believe that worked. 983 01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:50,301 Under a blanket dogs are invisible. 984 01:13:50,826 --> 01:13:52,066 Common knowledge. 985 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:55,139 - They go out. - They got out? How? 986 01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:55,197 Maybe he picked the lock with like a wire hanger or something. 987 01:13:58,066 --> 01:14:00,103 A wire hanger? What is he? MacGyver's dog? 988 01:14:00,369 --> 01:14:03,407 Doesn't matter. We got everything. Let's go. 989 01:14:17,486 --> 01:14:21,093 Find them now! 990 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,606 Here puppy puppy. 991 01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:29,106 I'm gonna find you. 992 01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:03,501 Gotcha! 993 01:15:17,312 --> 01:15:20,521 Oh yummy! Treats for Santa on the mantel. 994 01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:46,777 Let's see what we have here. 995 01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:07,833 The signal. 996 01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:09,832 You're mine now. 997 01:16:22,344 --> 01:16:23,379 Rob? 998 01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:26,423 Told you guys I'm claustrophobic. 999 01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:30,358 Let's turn up the heat. 1000 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:37,866 Keep it tight, Rob. 1001 01:16:39,328 --> 01:16:40,398 Clench up. 1002 01:16:43,231 --> 01:16:44,437 Oh no. 1003 01:16:50,005 --> 01:16:51,040 There you are. 1004 01:16:59,348 --> 01:17:00,258 Come here. 1005 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,403 There it is again. I smell Barbecue. 1006 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:20,510 You know a lot of good tricks. 1007 01:17:22,270 --> 01:17:23,977 Let's see how well you play dead. 1008 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:28,845 Let's see what you got. 1009 01:17:29,277 --> 01:17:31,985 Mano y Dog-o. 1010 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,139 Gotcha! 1011 01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:56,613 Okay, not a bad move. 1012 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,849 Way to go pooch. 1013 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:08,288 It's a little late to be buffing up. 1014 01:18:16,825 --> 01:18:18,964 You're not gonna slip away this time. 1015 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:30,642 I love the piney smell of freshly spilled floor wax. 1016 01:18:36,912 --> 01:18:38,084 Hey that's not cool. 1017 01:18:48,190 --> 01:18:49,260 Turn it off! 1018 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:53,929 Turn it off! 1019 01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:55,173 Turn it off! 1020 01:18:55,864 --> 01:18:56,899 Turn it off! 1021 01:18:57,165 --> 01:18:58,701 Now to ring your door bell. 1022 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:06,216 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 1023 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:19,288 Sit! 1024 01:19:20,522 --> 01:19:22,695 Stay. Heel. 1025 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:32,236 What's that sound? 1026 01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:38,082 I just wanted to go caroling. 1027 01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:03,703 Easy... Bake... Oven. 1028 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,614 You did it Bone! 1029 01:20:13,175 --> 01:20:15,086 No, you did it buddy. 1030 01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:16,921 Yeah, yeah you're right. 1031 01:20:17,512 --> 01:20:18,855 Don't get cocky, kid. 1032 01:20:23,351 --> 01:20:24,694 Hey do you smell barbecue? 1033 01:20:33,628 --> 01:20:34,834 Take that! 1034 01:20:36,364 --> 01:20:37,502 Thank you stranger. 1035 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:39,034 Diesel! 1036 01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:57,895 Bone, think you can introduce me to your friend over there? 1037 01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,132 I'll see what I can do. 1038 01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:29,226 - Bone! - And Columbus is here too! 1039 01:21:55,443 --> 01:21:57,980 That's a heck of a couple of watch dogs you go there Mr. Conley. 1040 01:21:58,113 --> 01:21:59,387 Protected the whole house. 1041 01:22:00,815 --> 01:22:02,488 I suppose that's true. 1042 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,829 So one of my dogs traveled cross country 1043 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,228 with Santa to meet the other one. 1044 01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:08,491 And take down a ring of international diamond thieves 1045 01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:10,259 and destroyed the whole house in the process. 1046 01:22:11,192 --> 01:22:13,365 Best Christmas ever! 1047 01:22:54,402 --> 01:22:55,540 Snow! 1048 01:22:58,173 --> 01:23:01,154 It looks like it's going to be a real Christmas after all. 1049 01:23:02,744 --> 01:23:06,055 Wait, it won't be a real Christmas without grandma and grandpa. 1050 01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:14,158 Could it be? 1051 01:23:26,768 --> 01:23:28,372 Mom what are you doing here? 1052 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,817 So that's why there's a German Shepard here. 1053 01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:32,676 - Diesel's here? - Yeah! 1054 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:35,287 - Oh! - So this is your new house. 1055 01:23:37,712 --> 01:23:38,713 Diesel! 1056 01:23:40,048 --> 01:23:41,857 Grandpa! Grandma! 1057 01:23:43,718 --> 01:23:45,425 Oh my goodness. 1058 01:23:47,989 --> 01:23:49,400 - We'll get the snow. - Good to see you. 1059 01:23:55,063 --> 01:23:57,304 - I'm glad you guys are here. - Oh it's so nice. 1060 01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:01,813 We're related to Santa? 1061 01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:05,050 It's a Christmas miracle. 1062 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:08,984 - Come on guys let's go inside. - Yeah.